So on the way out Satchel sez: "I don't buy the NSA warnings, I spent the evening with step-by-step instructions on how to build a nuclear reactor." Jason and Abegail were there.
It's simple: First, you get your hands on some vintage glow in the dark clocks, the paint is laced with radium. Secondly, Gently remove the watch/clock hands from the clock, and dip it into a solution to remove the paint(Pretty sure Hydrogen Peroxide would work), Thirdly, Fire the solution in a tiny skillet to get a powder-like substance, Fourthly, Ball that shit up in some Tin foil, Fithly, Acquire some Thorium from smoke detectors, make small cubes with the tin foil, and make a larger cube out of the smaller cubes, Sixthly, drop the white balled up powder in the middle, and put yet another thorium cube on the top, Seventhly, Wrap that crap up with some duct tape(That fixes everything), Eighthly, Stick two Cadmium drill bits in the top as your conductors, Finally, sit back and wait for the EPA and/or Homeland Security to raid your property and Bury your shed in the middle of Utah.
It's simple: First, you get your hands on some vintage glow in the dark clocks, the paint is laced with radium. Secondly, Gently remove the watch/clock hands from the clock, and dip it into a solution to remove the paint(Pretty sure Hydrogen Peroxide would work), Thirdly, Fire the solution in a tiny skillet to get a powder-like substance, Fourthly, Ball that shit up in some Tin foil, Fithly, Acquire some Thorium from smoke detectors, make small cubes with the tin foil, and make a larger cube out of the smaller cubes, Sixthly, drop the white balled up powder in the middle, and put yet another thorium cube on the top, Seventhly, Wrap that crap up with some duct tape(That fixes everything), Eighthly, Stick two Cadmium drill bits in the top as your conductors, Finally, sit back and wait for the EPA and/or Homeland Security to raid your property and Bury your shed in the middle of Utah.
ReplyDeleteHere's the video: He talks about the steps somewhere in the middle.
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ee11S9jBesI