today i heard something i never heard before

I am hopelessly behind in curating this week's Masterpiece Academy presentations (I'll post as much as I can this weekend between grading papers), but Mario just said something in a way I never heard or even thought about.  He was talking about milk:

"Cow's milk is great-- if you want to grow tumors.  Why are we drinking someone else's milk?  The only milk we need is from our mothers when we're infants.  If you're going to drink cow's milk, why not rat's milk?  Why not gorilla milk?  That would make the most sense; we share 98% of our DNA in common."

Gorilla milk.  Never thought of that.  And I'd love to see someone try and milk a gorilla.  I'm out.